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Don't Eat Pork
Jeff Janning/Alter Rocker
Yiddish Rock is alive and well as The Alter Rocker takes one Yiddish word & spins a funny tale around it in English. Then brings the whole thing home with Rock N Blues music and it is a scream. Songs about Jewish Food, Bar Mitzvah, and Moshiach.
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Bupkes Blues | 3:44 |
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| 2 |
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Don't Eat Pork | 2:56 |
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Bar Bar Mitzvah | 2:22 |
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Dont Ogle My Kugel | 3:17 |
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My Child Is Now a Man | 3:23 |
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Heres to Bubby & Zayde | 3:15 |
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Moshiach Will Be Commin' | 2:21 |
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Hashem Blues | 3:13 |
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| 9 |
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Radio Commerical | 1:00 |
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Description
Seinfeld, Will & Grace, Dharma & Greg, The Nanny, The Dick Van Dyke Show, The Carol Burnett Show. These shows and many others use Yiddish words that have become American slang as common as the bagel. The Yiddish word is usually a set up or punch line to a comic bit. "Don't Eat Pork" brings the listener songs where a Yiddish word is the set up for a funny song. The lyrics are the "bit" in; "Don't Eat Pork," Don't Ogle My Kugel" and "Bupkus Blues" Then there are songs about Bar Mitzvah: "Here's To Bubby and Zadie," "My Child" and others. And then there is the pig on the cover! When you purchase the CD, e mail us from our web site and we will send you a free refrigerator magnet.
You may have heard these songs performed live by
THE ALTER ROCKER & THE CORNED BEEF RANGERS at the Santa Barbara Jewish Festival in April 2003 or May 2004 or at Schwartzie's "Not A Christmas Party" or at a Southern California Chabad event or at the Famous Laugh Factory on Sunset Blvd on Purim 2004 or Camp Wise in Chardon Ohio or a Jewish event in your area. Jeff also has a serious progressive new age CD titled "American Jew," also avaliable on CD Baby
For More Information please go to jeffjanning.com
For Bookings please call 818-891-7895 and ask for Jeff or Jay.