Cutting-edge satire, dark fantasy, warm fuzzies, and the usual barrage of puns, in every musical style from folk-rock to techno to lullaby to polka. "One of our great wordsmiths today." - Dr. Demento

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#		Title	Length	Sample
1		And They Say I've Got Talent	5:22
2		Howie's Norvegian Bluess	2:49
3		Happy Conception Day	1:18
4		Trans Poly U Fight Song	2:03
5		The Illuminati Polka	2:27
6		Dark Country	5:25
7		The Ballad Of Rupert	4:06
8		Bullet Time	3:40
9		The Great Moonwolf Trap	4:54
10		A Dragon's Lullaby	2:43
11		Rock Me Amidala	3:56
12		Talk Like A Pirate Day	5:36
13		Rich Fantasy Lives	3:42
14		Denouement	0:42
15		Bonus Track: Intro	0:39
16		Bonus Track: This Ain't Over Yet	3:20

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Description

And They Say I've Got Talent (5:20)
Dedicated to the utter lack of musical talent, charisma, and originality exhibited by modern-era "divas", in particular the one whose name rhymes with Canessa Varlton

Howie's Norvegian Bluess (2:47)
For Howard ("The Birdie Song") Harrison, the only tall Black guy I know who says "Eh?"

Happy Conception Day (1:16)
A warm and cuddly greeting from the Republic of Gilead

Trans Poly U Fight Song (2:01)
Victory march for mad scientist school Transylvania Polygnostic University, from Phil Foglio's comic Girl Genius

The Illuminati Polka (2:25)
You are not authorized to listen to this song

Dark Country (5:23)
Inspired by Gary Cole as Sheriff Lucas Buck from the TV series American Gothic

The Ballad Of Rupert (4:04)
Not your father's nonconformist-stands-tall song... at least, I don't THINK so

Bullet Time (3:38)
Inspired by the computer games Max Payne and Max Payne 2 (the game's "gimmick" is "bullet time", which slows down the action, all Matrixy-like, so the player can aim better and dodge gunfire)

The Great Moonwolf Trap (4:53)
No, that's not really Michael Longcor on this song, but I did sing it for him and he likes it (phew)

A Dragon's Lullaby (2:40)
Written for Grant Akira Johnson and his parents Doug and Christy

Rock Me Amidala (3:54)
From the soundtrack of the independent film Saving Star Wars

Talk Like A Pirate Day (5:34)
Arrr! Happy September 19th ta Cap'n Slappy, Ol' Chumbucket, an' Jezebel the Webwench

Rich Fantasy Lives (3:40)
Words by Rob Balder, creator of the online comic Partially Clips

Denoument (:40)
Of all the tracks on the album, this one is probably the last

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Visit Tom on the web at tomsmithonline.com
and livejournal.com/users/filkertom/

And his partners for this album
partiallyclips.com
savingstarwars.com
studiofoglio.com/girlgenius.html
talklikeapirate.com